Ok, so a fiend and I have had an idea, one that we feel will be an awesome, awesome thing.
Yes, we want to have an anti-beauty contest, the likes of which hath nary been seen! So, ya! We want the scabbiest aul' slappers with no teeth, mingin' minges, bald spots and sweat patches to compete in games such as "Who can gum a cucumber best" and "Who can sit on an empty wine bottle with the most aplomb"
The name of this televisular spectacular shall be thus "Gammiest Aul' Whooer in Oireland"
Prizes tbd
More later
Fin
xxx
PS. The shartier the arse, the better.
PPS. We would totes love if we could have Father Jack Hackett agus Damo & Ivor as our judges.
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